13 Stitches Lyrics - The War On Errorism - Nofx

The first time I saw the Descendents, 

They were the fastest band I'd ever seen. 

No one in the crowd really cared for them, 

We were waiting for the Alley Cats to play. 

After a couple months I heard Kabuki Girl, 

On Rodney on the Roq late Sunday night. 

That was enough, for me I hopped the bus, 

To licorice pizza and bought my all time favorite record. 

The next time I went to the whiskey, 

It was DOA with millions of Dead Cops. 

The latter band played faster than I could believe, 

But the Songs sounded the same and kinda sucked. 

'Cept John Wayne was a nazi, 

And Joey Shithead was a drunk. 

Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp, 

Cuz Having long hair was a mistake. 

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The third time I went to the hospital, 

I needed 13 stitches in my head. 

I managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute, 

Then some suicidal threw me into a post. 

My girlfriend started to cry cuz we had to leave, 

Before DRI played 50 lousy songs. 

My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes, 

But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash. 

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