Fecal Alcohol Syndrome Lyrics - Home Street Home: Original Songs From The Shit Musical - Nofx

I have a hard time talkin' sentences 

My mind's on constant roam 

That's because my mother drunk while I was in her womb 

Not I got diagnosed with fecal alcohol syndrome 

My mother gave me shit for brains and fucked up chromosomes 

His mother gave him shit for brains and fucked up chromosomes 

Now all I hear from people is that I'm not very smart 

The vodka didn't affect my kidneys, liver, or my heart 

It seeped through the umbilical and crossed every membrane 

She stayed drunk so I'm a punk with a retarded brain 

She stayed drunk so he's a punk with a retarded brain 

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She started with mimosas and finished with merlot 

The wine turned into whiskey to cigarettes to pot 

And then she moved to opiates then methamphetamine 

Ooh she stayed wasted I got stuck with a sub average brain 

She got wasted he got stuck with a sub average brain 

My favorite baby bottle was kahlua and breast milk 

But when I turned to toddler she gave me gin and juice 

Now I can mix my own drinks zambuca and champagne 

I was a newborn alcoholic with a fermented brain 

A newborn alcoholic with a fermented brain 

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It was a fecal alcoholocaust 

And I would have done the same 

It was a fecal alcoholocaust 

And he would have done the same 

Yeah... alright 

Yo seriously lets go to the bar, its down this way man