Bearly Legal Lyrics - Home Street Home: Original Songs From The Shit Musical - Nofx

Why are you being nice to me? 

That's not like you at all 

Because I've really missed your friendship 

And your high cholesterol 

I've always wanted to be with you 

But I'm boring and obese 

You've got a purple mohawk 

And I wear a hair piece 

So what if I'm more fun than you 

And don't forget I'm fuckin' cute 

Do you think that you can deal with my ill repute? 

Your reputation doesn't bother me 

It tickles and offends 

That's why I wanna introduce you to my parents and my friends 

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You would you do that with me 

I would do that with you 

There's so many things I'll introduce you to 

I think I wanna be with someone just like you 

I can start exercising every day 

Get muscular and lean 

That's silly I'll just take diet pills 

And methamphetamine 

I don't want you to change for me 

Your rolls and body hair 

I'm starting to let me see you 

Like a human teddy bear 

Maybe I could learn to like drug use and punk rock 

Maybe I could learn to like your small uncircumcised cock 

If my size is a problem 

I'm sure it won't persist 

I'll just have to satisfy you 

With some ky and my fist 

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You would you do that with me 

I will do that with you 

I wanna be with someone just like you 

I wanna be with someone just like you