Cashmere Lyrics - Nerf Herder

All alone in your pajamas 

Writing letters to your grandma 

She doesn't understand what's wrong with kids today 

Things were better back in 1938 

You go to school, you do the homework 

Extra credit but you still feel like a jerk 

Second captain of the debating club 

You've got the GPA but where is the dirty love? 

It's not right 

You're by yourself on a Friday night 

Lost and alone 

You gotta bark if you want the bone, oh 

Put your hands on my cashmere sweater 

My cashmere sweater 

Put your hands on my cashmere sweater 

Don't it make you feel better? 

You drive your friend to the rock show 

You've got suspicions that she's kind of a hoe 

She disappears with the drummer 

You're sitting on the curb, what a bummer 

It's not fair 

You're dying and no one seems to care 

Take, take a stand 

Put down the pencil case and take my hand, yeah 

Put your hands on my cashmere sweater 

My cashmere sweater 

Put your hands on my cashmere sweater 

Don't it make you feel better? 

Come to me, I'm warm and fuzzy 

Come to me, I'm warm and fuzzy 

Come to me, I'm warm and fuzzy 

Come to me, I'm warm and fuzzy