Nervous breakdown, come take me away. Nervous breakdown, cafeteria today. I fell down on the floor, oh God I spilled my milk. Someone pull up my pants I think I need some help.
You want a guy who can bring the Bacon. An' you want a guy with Savoir Faire. Somebody who can take control of it. Someone with cool black shiny hair.
There's a new leader in the lands. With a platform I understand. I saw her face in the magazine. She looks hot in her tight jeans. . Keep marching on.
High five anxiety, high five anxiety. Don't raise your hand, don't look at me. High five anxiety, high five anxiety. I'm not your bro and I'll never be.
Long ago, we watched the videos. On Headbanger's Ball that's where we learned it all. Wearing spandex pants, six-string lasers in their hands. Synchronized guitars they laid out the master plans, yeah.
All alone in your pajamas. Writing letters to your grandma. She doesn't understand what's wrong with kids today. Things were better back in 1938. . You go to school, you do the homework.