Grow Up Lyrics - Big Daddy Multitude - Mustard Plug

When I was just a little boy, I'd sit around all day. Thinking about 

the future to pass the time of day. With my friends sittin' laughin', 

they would mainly laugh at me, because I was always different, it was 

all so plain to see. Didn't want to be a fireman, a cowboy, or a cop. 

I 

was always different like a sore thumb I stuck out. Because even in 

my dreams I won't pretend to age, I knew a life of normacy was nothing 

but a cage. 

When I grow up, I don't want to be like you! 

To be a barbarian would be a lot of fun. Sit around, eat raw meat in 

the mid day sun. I'd dance around the fire, like a madman I would 

yell, I'd smell a bit I'd fart a lot, I'd cut class and I'd belch. I'd 

sack the Roman Empire and do with a grin. I'd set the cities all 

ablaze...do it on a whim. And people would shriek as I was coming into 

town, because I'd bring my minotaur to help me fry it down. 

When I grow up, I want something fun to do. I don't know much, but 

this much I know is true..when life is short, I 

don't want to be like 

you! 

When I grow up I think I want to be white trash living in a trailer 

park and sitting on my ass. I'd beat my wife, I'd kiss my kiss, I'd 

pass out in the lawn. I'd steal my brewskies from my mom and often 

kick my dog. I'd go to work an hour later, bitch about my boss. 

And every friday night I think I'd bowl a round or two, because 

standing watching monster trucks is just the thing to do!! 

When I grow up, I want something fun to do. I don't know much, but 

this much I know is true..when life is short, I 

don' 

t want to be like 

you!