Average Guy (7-11 Man) Lyrics - Big Daddy Multitude - Mustard Plug

I work at the 7-11 

That's how I get all my pay 

Sometimes I work all the night 

Sometimes I work all the day 

I sell junk to all of my friends 

I sell almost everything 

Pizza pies and chicken pies 

Even eraseable pens 

I'm just an average guy 

Every day I risk my life 

Please don't kill me tonight 

There's only a twenty in the register, alright? 

Strange things happen to me every day 

My boss says you just learn to say 

All I do is wait and wait and pray 

"Will I make it through another hectic day?" 

Every hour I super sceme my life 

My parents wondering if I was raised up right 

I got three cameras to film the bloody sight 

Of people who may just murder me tonight 

My work also has it's benefits 

I get to watch people fit all that they can fit 

Into their coats and pockets with hand 

Because no one is afraid of the 7-11 man 

Cokes, jelly beans and bagels so right 

Eating packs of chewing gum all through the night 

Six more hours the sun will rise 

And I'm just a working man who wants to survive