I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts Lyrics - Singles - Monty Python

Down at an English fair, one evening I was there 

When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flare 

Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts 

There they are, all standing in a row 

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head 

Give them a twist a flick of the wrist 

Thats what the showman said 

Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts 

Every ball you throw will make me rich 

There stands my wife, the idol of me life 

Singing roll up bowl or ball a penny a pitch 

Roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch 

Roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch 

Roll up bowl or ball, roll up bowl or ball 

Singing roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch 

Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts 

(Theyre lovely) 

There they are all standing in a row 

(One, two, three, four) 

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head 

(And bigger) 

Give them a twist a flick of the wrist 

Thats what the showman said 

Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts 

Every ball you throw will make me rich 

There stands my wife, the idol of me life 

Singing roll up bowl or ball a penny a pitch 

(All together now) 

Roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch 

(Harmony) 

Roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch 

Roll up bowl or ball, roll up bowl or ball 

Singing roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch