Brave Sir Robin Ran Away Lyrics - Singles - Monty Python

Bravely bold Sir Robin 

Rode forth from Camelot 

He was not afraid to die 

Oh, brave Sir Robin 

He was not at all afraid 

To be killed in nasty ways 

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin 

He was not in the least bit scared 

To be mashed into a pulp 

Or to have his eyes gouged out 

And his elbows broken 

To have his kneecaps split 

And his body burned away 

And his limbs all hacked and mangled 

Brave Sir Robin 

His head smashed in 

And his heart cut out 

And his liver removed 

And his bowels unplugged 

And his nostrils raped 

And his bottom burnt off 

And his penis split and his... 

"That's... that's enough music for now, lads." 

Brave Sir Robin ran away 

(No!) 

Bravely ran away away 

(I didn't!) 

When danger reared its ugly head 

He bravely turned his tail and fled 

(No!) 

Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about 

(I didn't!) 

And gallantly he chickened out 

Bravely taking to his feet 

(I never did!) 

He beat a very brave retreat 

(All lies!) 

Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin! 

(I never!)