Inc Ways Lyrics - Singles - Midnight Spaghetti & The Chocolate G-strings

(Seth Casana; Mikael Glago) 

you in a wreck 'cause you tried to disconnect us 

like this affects us, hit you in the solar plexus 

think you're next 'cause you're rockin' in the nexus? 

now I confess that your ineffectual text caused me to 

bust out in hysteria, ribcage exploded 

infected with malaria, I'm catching hernias 

'cause yo, I take it serious 

my sneaky dad dropped all his money in Nigeria 

every Puerto Rican here be yellin', "Please annex us!" 

"Oh, are we back on that again, the Xs?" 

well, yes, 'cause see, I don't care about your textbooks 

physical medium used in any way that it directs us 

hate all silly jokers who thinks he can detect us 

super advanced AI chaos theory can't predict us 

jumping out of third story windows, break our necks 

'cause we like it, the traction attracts us 

in the next case, we blow open all four tires on our Lexus 

just so we can yell to passerbys, "Hey, this tread sucks!" 

if this lick don't perplex us, wait 'till the next cut 

where we sample chicken factories while hens get their necks cut 

ancient voodoo ladies all the time be castin' hex, but 

I never put much stock in them pins or shrunken heads, what 

did reading comics give me? it's Superman to Lex, but 

I was twelve, playing Thexder in the basement, was a Chex nut, 

didn't know 'bout other people, had a rat tail on my neck, but 

then evolution happened just like homo erectus 

it's time to elect us some zest, not the rest of 

these closed-minded livers living TV like a despot 

cultured up like rabies, man, you need a tetanus 

shot between the eyes if you can get through all the make-up 

for so long, I thought superstition was my mission 

like t-rex was to teeth, but it's not, so wake up 

it's bizarre how the ways can change and make a man go crazy 

women and kids be getting lazy, spacey 

on the sixth day, your Inc Ways 

erase the face and own the place, see? 

tried to jump start your style with whack tobacco 

tried to get spicy ethnic with black Tabasco 

cookie-cutter thoughts made by Nabisco 

want to get cut slack while creating fiascoes? 

I take it back, your insistence won't cease when talking smack 

but slip on the grease and fall in the crease 

of your own butt crack, one thousand legs up in your face like centipedes 

then dismantle your mantelpiece lying in three pieces 

head, thorax, abdomen 

bequeath my word feast so you understand your sin 

your unresolved duties landing you in debtors prison 

you're burning all your money and you're wasting all your time 

on your second-class thoughts and your burned out mind 

the second time that I hear about your silly-ass needs 

you'll be knee-deep in feces as seen on TV 

then you can run and brag back to all of your friends 

while they burn the DVD inside their parents' basement 

yelling, "That was me then, up on the screen then 

getting taught humbleness by a mad man!" 

I'm down with releasing the inner peace 

you're only down with releasing your inner beast 

you've got the UPC code tattooed on your arm 

so the Gestapo can scan you and find out where you are 

microchip computer now controlling your car 

crash that jazzed-up jalopy into a fruit bazaar 

what is an Inc Way? I hear you ask the question 

here's the answer: Inc Ways is kind of like a necromancer 

raping a corpse that's not quite dead, while everyone with a 

head on their shoulders gets taken 'round back, turned into cup holders 

use the grease from our bodies to oil your engines 

while you transport high fructose benzene to the next port?! 

but that's off the subject, let me get back to Inc Ways 

I'm talking I-N-C, not I-N-K 

when every Prada product be propping up proper heartache 

that's an Inc Ways, Inc Ways 

when corporation manipulation leads to U.S. tax evasion 

that's an Inc Ways, also Inc Ways 

telephone survey will figure everything out 

and now you're fodder for the cannon when they blow the ads out 

it's paramount that we know your family inside and out 

they're moving forwards, but backwards 

Inc Ways 

now everything I'm thinking is only made of Inc 

and now I'm pushing myself over the brink