Don't Mind If I Do Lyrics - Singles - Midnight Spaghetti & The Chocolate G-strings

(Seth Casana; Mikael Glago) 

basking on the beach snacking on some plantains 

with a pen and paper jotting down my quatrains 

island girl bringing guava juice 

don't mind if I do 

sneaking off to the sauna, stepping over the iguana 

sweat drips like so much candy from piatas 

conversing with a cutie cockatoo 

don't mind if I do 

if the sun gets too hot, I've got just the remedy 

we could go back to my sea anemone 

I mean my cabana, see, I get them confused 

because there's 88 tendrils protruding from the roof 

at the tip of each one there's a tiny little room 

with cushions so soft, they just consume you 

specifically designed for the comfort of two 

pick your sister up after work from her cubicle 

lick her cuticle, tickle with a warm popsicle 

every word you heard about the triple ripple's true 

don't mind if I do 

I got a schlong so long it comes out of your mouth when we screw 

like a second tongue, so a third one 

can be giving me head while she's kissing on you 

don't mind if I do 

ruckus when I can't remember which end my rump is 

had two poodles and a nude model in my rumpus room 

you better clean the Vaseline off the beauty queen 

and refill the condom dispenser in the den 'cause 

fifty beefy ladies and fifty chunky men 

all just confirmed their reservation 

to spend Sunday skinny-dipping in Ragu 

freaky-deaky vision been freed in my forehead 

paint the town red with some luck like a firetruck 

dirty ass visions make a body want to ... 

I just a-want to friz-ique all over your physique 

making love to the rythym of this here beat 

and do the things that we love to do 

don't mind if I do 

now here's a big girl from San Fransisco with nipple rings 

four tattoos on her body including 

mirror images of her posing in the nude 

"Slip back to my flat and we can sip on a nightcap 

despite that nervousness, I know you like that 

if I bite you will you bite me back?" 

keep on the mind-bending, this trip is never-ending 

send my vessel with or without comprehending 

the world's edge has such a lovely view 

don't mind if I do 

but people always say, "how come you don't do drugs?" 

'cause I'm already just a little bit fucked up