Tik Tok Parody Lyrics - Singles - Midnight Beast

Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse (Hey, what up girl?) 

Grab my breezer, I'm out the door I'm gonna be really loud (lets go) 

Cause I don't care who I piss off yeah I'm a real big sinner 

Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner 

Talking odd socks on my toes, toes 

Taking off all my clothes, clothes 

Feeling overexposed, 

So I put back all of my clothes (put them back on) 

Flush before I wee, wee 

Get arrested daily-ly 

Trying to get a peak of some titties 

I'm mad, really bad 

But don't tell my mum & dad 

Pucker up kiss my but 

Cause I'm bloody fucking nuts 

Hear the bass, skinny waist 

Now lets copy pokerface like 

Whoa whoa oh oh 

Whoa whoa oh oh 

I'm mad, really bad 

But don't tell my mum & dad 

Pucker up kiss a nut 

Cause it sells to be a slut 

Hear the bass, skinny waist 

Now lets copy pokerface like 

Whoa whoa oh oh 

Whoa whoa oh oh 

I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10 

Goodnight sweetie, sleep well! SHUT UP MUM I'm ON MSN! 

Now the girls are lining up because were pussy sailin' 

But we punch em in the mouth if they're not Sarah Palin 

Talkin' bout doin' things well regret-gret 

Menthol cigarette-rette 

Butt plugs in his pet WHOA! WHOA! 

Text sex on my Samsung, 

Not telling dad mum rung, rung 

Have sex with Alexa Chung 

By telling her I'm well hung (I'm quite well hung, actually) 

I'm mad, really bad 

But don't tell my mum & dad 

Pucker up kiss my but 

Cause I'm bloody fucking nuts 

Hear the bass, skinny waist 

Now lets copy pokerface like 

Whoa whoa oh oh 

Whoa whoa oh oh 

I'm mad, really bad 

But don't tell my mum & dad 

Pucker up kiss a nut 

Cause it sells to be a slut 

Hear the bass, skinny waist 

Now lets copy pokerface like 

Whoa whoa oh oh 

Whoa whoa oh oh 

This is the part where the rap breaks down 

This is the part where the drums go POW 

This is the part where your balls sag down 

This is the part where your pants go brown 

This is the part where your dad goes off on a cold Christmas eve to get some more milk but he never comes back, and seventeen years later you find out that he's had a whole fucking family with some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even know your name anymore! 

Shut the fuck up! 

*cries* I'm sorry 

I'm mad, really bad 

But don't tell my mum & dad 

Pucker up kiss my but 

Cause I'm bloody fucking nuts 

Hear the bass, skinny waist 

Now lets copy pokerface like 

Whoa whoa oh oh 

Whoa whoa oh oh 

I'm mad, really bad 

But don't tell my mum & dad 

Pucker up kiss a nut 

Cause it sells to be a slut 

Hear the bass, skinny waist 

Now lets copy pokerface like 

Whoa whoa oh oh 

Whoa whoa oh oh 

Just dance! 

Bad romance! 

Now lets copy poker face like 

Whoa whoa oh oh 

Whoa whoa oh oh