The Main One Lyrics - Singles - Midnight Beast

If music be the food of love, I'm Gordon fucking Ramsey 

Leading it like Gandhi... I'm the Beano... you're the Dandy 

If you're bronze and silver... I'm the gold, gonna wish your Dad used a marigold 

Listen to what you're told 'cause you might learn summin'... I Matt Damon it like Good Will Hunting 

Charizard shiny... I'm quite rare 

Not big headed though it's just my hair 

If I went solo, I'd pity you fools 

Hanging like a pair of testicles 

I am the ball sack 

More meat than a rib rack 

I'm a needle in a haystack 

you need me, more than a junkie... needs crack 

Or more than Santa needs his sack 

I am the leader they're just the pack 

They're just the starter, I'm the main course 

Without me you're chips, with no sauce 

Luke Skywalker with no force 

A cowboy without his horse 

This band revolves around me 

Why can't you buckin' see that 

I'm the main one ('cause of the way that I dress) 

The main one ('cause I look good in a vest) 

The main one ('cause I can do Arabesque) 

The main one... The main one 

Hi there, we're The Midnight Beast 

And I'm Dru from The Midnight Beast 

I'm the oldest in The Midnight Beast 

So I'M the main one in The Midnight Beast 

I was born first 

And I grew pubes first 

I could shave and grow another beard 

By the time I finish this verse (he's hairy!) 

Like lightning... I'm scary 

Strong as a bear, but sweet like a fairy 

Go through life, like I don't have a care-y 

Allergic to Gluten... but not Dairy 

Do you still not get my case? 

Got more GaGa than Poker Face 

I got the balls that you can't replace 

So make some fucking space 'cuz 

I'm the main one ('cause of the 'fro in my hat) 

The main one ('cause of the eyebrows and that) 

The main one ('cause I'm a necrophiliac... what?) 

The main one... The main one 

Save the best till last 

You're economy... I'm first class 

You guys are dated like YOLO 

So I'm out Han Solo 

I bring the ahhh 

I bring the ohh 

I bring the scat-ba-dap-bap-ba-doo 

So you basically don't bring anything... 

I DO!... Let me put it simply, 'imma tell you 

THE GUNS 

THE MOVES 

CHECK OUT MY PACKAGE 

CHORIZO SAUSAGE 

LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS 

I'M COMING THROGH 

I'M ON A MISSION TO IMPREGNATE 

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU 

I'm the main one ('cause without me you're shit) 

The main one (well your mum's got a dick) 

The main one (fuck you both then I quit) 

The main one... The main one 

This bands the only band in the world that has three main ones... 

We're all as good as each other there could never be a main one... 

...I'm the main one.