Coletrain Part 3 Lyrics - Singles - Maximus Black

(Dido part.) 

Verse 1: 

Dear Cole I got your letter and I'm sour 

I never received any of your donations, it doesn't matter 

Keep crying aboot the fact you lost your game 

Blame your loss on the lag? C'mon dude that's pretty lame 

but anyways I'm not trying to hound on you for that bitch 

but cheating in the finals c'mon dude that's some wack shit 

aww what's wrong? I didn't cast one of your matches? 

What you gonna do bend me over gimme 50 lashes? 

aww how sad another angry fan? 

I'm black boy this shit isn't a tan I can go crazy man 

you don't wanna meet Tyrone 

I bet you didn't know I was at your home 

your mom gave me dome. 

when I got your fan mail I was kinda stoked 

but don't challenge me to a battle 'cos I'm a bouse 

you wouldn't know anything about that 

so hit me back just to chat 

your favourite StarCraft caster Max. 

(Dido part) 

Verse 2: 

Let me guess? You got cheesed on the ladder? 

You un-paused the game to win 'cos the dude couldn't hold his bladder? 

Fine, I'll give you a shout out but I think they're over-rated 

If I have a daughter imma name her after you, 

I'm gonna call her faggot 

I'll 6 pool rush you until your dead 

every single one of your comments they shit the bed. 

I'm happy you found LAGTV 

and you watch when cheese fails 

things got a little weird when I found you're in the mails. 

Some of your lines they were pretty clever 

but you can't see my counter I've got dark Templar 

Yeah I'm stuck in the platinum league and I'm pretty pissed 

your mom's vagina looks like an ultralisk that sat in shit. 

I baneling busted her wall I think that's GG 

She just got raped heh by my wood league. 

oh my god Jeff why are you being such a hater? 

you made me rage quit, you didn't saturate your assimilator. 

Learn how to play protoss and use giraffe's. 

I've seen you get owned on pretty much every map. 

uninstall this game RTS's ain't your thing 

I've watched you lose your entire base to just two ling 

You wanna challenge me? Are you fucking kidding? 

You couldn't take this game if you had Charlie Sheen 

and you're winning. So stop bitching and keep 

LadieMaximus oot your mooth, 

and did I mention your girls hatch smells like fungal growth? 

(Dido part)