Coletrain Lyrics - Singles - Maximus Black

(Dido Part.) 

Verse 1: 

Dear Jeff, I sent you ten replay's and you haven't casted 'em 

These douches failed to cheese me and I out lashed at 'em 

I even sent you two donations but you never replied 

I guess there was a problem with PayPal or somethin' 

I might have typed in the recipient wrong but dude I tried 

anyway fuck it, what's been up man? How's the ladder? 

I've been practicing too, I wanna be in masters. 

If I ever make it guess what I'll have to do? 

Make my APM faster. 

I hear you're trapped in platinum too but don't be cryin' 

I had a friend who uninstalled 'cos he got stuck and got 

sick of tryin'. I know you probably hear this everyday but 

you're a bouse. You and I even play the same race the protoss. 

I subscribed to you on all my YouTube accounts man. 

Even your solo channel too dawg that shit is phat. 

Anyways I hope you get this man, I'm sick of tryin' 

you know my name it's the coletrain. 

(Dido Part) 

Verse 2: 

Dear Jeff you still ain't replied or PM'ed 

I ain't mad I just think it's fucked up and pretty BM. 

If you didn't wanna call my name to be in the tournament 

you didn't have to. But you coulda given me a shout out like I asked you. 

That's not too much to ask. I was laying in my bed and laughing while watching your stream 

for 5 hours and you just ignored me. That's pretty shitty man, I've seen all your fucking casts. 

And every time I watch 'em you know I have a blast. 

I ain't that mad though I just don't like being ignored 

Remember when you said you'd give a shout out for giving you donations? 

See I'm just like you in a way I can't stand terran either. 

Raynor's squad is the definition of OP. 

I can relate to what you're saying in your casts so 

when I see you upload a video I scream "oh thank god at last." 

I got shit else to do so that shit helps when I'm depressed. 

I even got a tattoo of LAGTV across my chest. 

I even killed my own pylons to see what it unpowers. 

Its indescribable getting supply blocked makes me sour. 

See everything you cast is real and I respect you 'cos you tell it. 

My parents are pissed because I watch it 24/7. 

But they don't know you like I know you Jeff no-one does. 

They don't know what it was like for gamers like us growing up. 

You gotta reply to me man I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose 

Sincerely coletrain 

P.S.: We should play some 2v2's. 

(Dido Part)