The At&t Song Lyrics - Singles - Malachi Crunch

So I switched over to the other guys after I saw their ads 

Y'know, I use the phone a lot for my home business 

And I wanna get the best deal I can 

So I opened up the phone bill ... 

I swear to god I thought it was a typo 

I mean, where are the big savings??? 

If you come back now, we'll switch you for free 

I had some problems with my bill 

So I called up them up 

I wanted to ask them some questions 

Y'know, talk about my bill 

They put me on hold 

I couldn't even talk to a person 

I mean who has time for this? 

If you come back now, we'll switch you for free 

So I was changing this light bulb 

And the phone rings 

Down the ladder I come 

And they ask me if I want to switch phone companies 

Promise me big savings 

I asked them hey can you put it in writing? 

And they wouldn't 

Why would I change from AT&T? 

If you come back now, we'll switch you for free 

So I hooked up with the other guys 

But it just wasn't the same quality as I was used to 

Y'know, with AT&T 

But I thought it would be too expensive to switch back 

Then I found it it doesn't cost anything 

Now I'm sorry I ever left 

If you come back now, we'll switch you for free 

I dialed Phoenix and I kept getting Fiji 

Sooganakapeeci! 

What? 

So I dialed again. 

Sooganakapeeci! 

So I called the operator and tried to get credit for the call. 

I'm sorry sir, you're not dealing with AT&T 

Well I am now! 

If you come back now, we'll switch you for free