Sterling Sy Sperling Lyrics - Singles - Malachi Crunch

You don't look bad now 

But you wouldn't mind looking better 

Not a young lad now 

Y'see more hairs on your sweater 

Now don't get mad now 

There's a man who's got the answer 

Not just a fad now 

Poly-fuse hair enhancer 

He's sterling! 

Sy Sperling 

A regular Johnny Hairseed 

In the rug club he's a giant 

But still remains a client 

Now don't you be defiant 

Get that weave you need! 

'Member what he said man 

If you really want to wow her 

Need a hairy head man 

And not a hairy shower 

Get him on the phone man 

Every day a little thinner 

Need to be shown man 

A picture of Yul Brynner 

Unfurling 

Sy Sperling 

A regular Johnny Hairseed 

He'll improve your self-esteem 

Flush the minoxodil cream 

Come join the Hair Club team 

Get that weave you need! 

riff [Hair today, gone tomorrow] 

'see you got your weave now 

You're sporting a 90's fashion 

And I b'lieve now 

You got Baldy's teeth a-gnashin' 

Lookin' awful swell now 

Got a super-duper smile on 

Can't even tell now 

That your head is full of nylon 

He's sterling! 

Sy Sperling 

A regular Johnny Hairseed 

In the rug club he's a giant 

But still remains a client 

Now don't you be defiant 

Get that weave you need! 

Get that weave you need!