Fag Hag Lyrics - Lily Allen

I like apple pie 

And you like banoffee 

We both love shopping for furniture 

And meeting for coffee 

We pretend we're into art galleries 

'Cause it makes us feel clever 

We're both in our element when we're on our knees 

Whatever the weather 

I could be your fag hag 

And you could be my gay 

I'll never make you feel sad 

When you come out to play 

I could be your fag hag 

And you could be my gay 

I'll never make you feel sad 

When you come out to play 

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We don't give a fuck 

What people are thinking 

I know you'll always look out for me 

When we go out drinking 

I can ask you things I can't ask anyone 

And you'll give me direction 

Apart from me, you're the only other person I know 

Who reads the travel section 

I could be your fag hag 

And you could be my gay 

I'll never make you feel sad 

When you come out to play 

I could be your fag hag 

And you could be my gay 

I'll never make you feel sad 

When you come out to play 

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I could be your fag hag 

And you could be my gay 

I'll never make you feel sad 

When you come out to play 

I could be your fag hag 

And you could be my gay 

I'll never make you feel sad 

When you come out to play