Brass Monkey Lyrics - Licensed To Ill - Beastie Boys

Brass Monkey, that funky Monkey 

Brass Monkey junkie 

That funky Monkey 

Brass, got this dance that's more than real 

Drink Brass Monkey here's how you feel 

Put your left leg down your right leg up 

Tilt your head back let's finish the cup 

M.C.A. With the bottle (D. Rocks the can) 

Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan 

We're offered Moet (we don't mind Chivas) 

Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us 

Adrock drinks three (Mike D. Is D.) 

Double R. Foots the bill most definitely 

I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well 

I got a Castle in Brooklyn (that's where I dwell) 

Brass Monkey that funky Monkey 

Brass Monkey junkie 

That funky Monkey 

Because I drink it anytime and anyplace 

When it's time to get ill I pour it on my face 

Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice 

Come on y'all it's time to get nice 

Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky 

Me and the crew we're drinking Brass Monkey 

This girl walked by she gave me the eye 

I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly 

I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup 

Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?" 

I offered her a sip (sip) the girl she gave me lip (lip) 

It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip 

Brass Monkey that funky Monkey 

Brass Monkey junkie 

That funky Monkey (Brass) 

Step up to the bar put the girl down 

She takes a big gulp and slaps it around 

Take a sip you can do it (you get right to it) 

We had a case in the place and we went right through it 

You got a dry Martini thinking you're cool 

I'll take your place at the bar I smack you off your stool 

I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp 

And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp 

Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin' 

Def, def (girls, girls) all y'all jockin' 

The song and dance keeping you in a trance 

If you don't buy my record I got my advance 

I drink it (I think it) I see it (I be it) 

I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. It 

We got the bottle, you got the cup 

Come on everybody let's get fff 

Brass Monkey that funky Monkey 

Brass Monkey junkie 

That funky Monkey 

Brass Monkey that funky Monkey 

Brass Monkey junkie 

That funky Monkey 

Brass Monkey