United States Of Whatever Lyrics - United States Of Whatever - Liam Lynch

Whatever! 

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki 

She was all like "Ehh" 

And I'm like, "Whatever!" 

Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like 

"Hey, aren't you that dude?" 

And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!" 

So later I'm, I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up 

And she's like, "Aww" 

And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!" 

'Cuz this is my United States of whatever 

And this is my United States of whatever 

And this is my United States of whatever 

And then it's three a.m. and I'm on the corner, wearing my leather 

This dude comes up and he's like, "Hey, punk!" 

I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!" 

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley, officer Leroy comes up and is like 

"Hey, I thought I told you" 

And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!" 

And then up comes Zafo, I'm like, "Yo, Zafo, what's up?" 

He's like, "Duh" 

I'm like, "That's cool" 

'Cuz this is my United States of whatever 

And this is my United States of whatever