Sir Track Lyrics - United States Of Whatever - Liam Lynch

I named my pager, isn't that cute? 

You should too 

So what's your pagers name? I'm waiting 

People give me a hard time 'cos I have a wooden ass 

That's why there's only sandpaper in the bathroom 

So just get over it okay 

I got 3D vision and cable TV 

I'm not a star, baby 

I'm a trip, can you dig me? 

I like coffee, I feel tired 

I got a Dukes of Hazard tattoo 

And it's not even on the frickin' TV anymore