I Noticed Your Tattoo Lyrics - The Hopin' Road - Lex Zaleta

You showed up at the party 

Dressed just like a man. 

My brother laughed so hard he 

Split his brand new pants 

You didn't seem to notice 

You caused quite a stir. 

I really think your boat is 

Missing an anchor. 

Don't mean to be uncouth, 

But to tell you the truth, 

I noticed your tattoo 

Before I noticed you. 

You were showing everyone 

Your brand new tattoo, 

And when you flexed your big gun, 

That tattoo grew too. 

Wouldn't have been so bad if 

They were two red hearts; 

What made the scene so sad is 

That they were male parts. 

Don't mean to be uncouth, 

But to tell you the truth, 

I noticed your tattoo 

Before I noticed you. 

You do attract a crowd, 

And they all cheer so loud, 

But they notice your tattoo 

Before they notice you. 

So, I guess that the pen is 

Mightier than the sword. 

My only question then is: 

How much ink can you afford? 

Don't mean to be uncouth, 

But to tell you the truth, 

I noticed your tattoo 

Before I noticed you.