Vernon The Company Man Lyrics - Of Whales And Woe - Les Claypool

Vernon was a company man 

He kept his hair trimmed short 

And his sideburns shaved 

He was a Brill cream man 

He liked Swiss and ham 

He drank beer out of can 

On Saturdays 

He was a company man 

Vernon was a company man 

His hat glommed on to his head 

Like a bottle cap 

His face read 

Like a topographical map 

And he could chat like a bird 

When there was nothing to say 

He was a company man 

Vernon was a company man 

He had an Ex-wife and ex-kid 

An ex-dog an ex-house 

He played footsies with 

A dead mans spouse 

Then the Marlboro man 

Dug him an early grave 

He's a company man 

He's a company man