Iowan Gal Lyrics - Of Whales And Woe - Les Claypool

I got me an Iowan gal 

You should see my Iowan Gal. 

I got me an Iowan gal. 

You may try to win her, but you never will pal, my purebred, cornfed Iowan gal. 

I got me an Iowan gal. 

She's pretty as a picture, happy as a clam 

, pinch me and tell me how lucky i am, you may try to win her but you never will pal, my purebred, cornfed Iowan gal. 

I got me an Iowan gal. 

Well you should see my Iowan gal. 

I got me an Iowan gal. 

She's got a round bottom i like to spank, she quilt me up a kashmir blanket, pretty as a picture, happy as a clam 

, pinch me and tell me how lucky i am, you may try to win her but you never will pal, my purebred, cornfed Iowan gal. 

I got me an Iowan gal. 

Well you should see my Iowan gal. 

I got me an Iowan gal. 

She's the sweetest thing in this side of Des Moines, she cooks up a mighty fine pork loin. So hop a airplane, catch a train pal, get youself cornfed Iowan gal.