Pineapple Face Lyrics - The Last Temptation Of Reid - Lard

Red alert from the Dairy Queen 

To the Vatican from Panama City 

Yeah, yeah 

Calling Pope John Paul, ole buddy, ole pal 

Hey, lemme crash at your place for a while 

Yeah, yeah 

I know I've shot your priests so full of holes 

But you forgave the guy who shot you 

I'm being persecuted, man, let me in, let me in 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 

Voodoo priestesses and interplanetary crack 

I shall be released, thanks to my red underwear 

Dignity battalions terrify and rule the streets 

Pictures of the Smurfs tattooed on the sides of their jeeps 

When the mouse that roared bites the elephant that feeds 

Ringmaster cracks 20,000 whips 

Yeah, yeah 

All I did was double-cross the CIA 

G.E. and Lockheed do that every day 

Yeah, ow yeah 

The Gringos seized all my pottery frogs 

And teddy bears dressed in cammo fatigues 

The Hitler poster by the Christmas tree 

Save me, Tipper, they're blasting Bon Jovi at me, oh at me 

Voodoo priestesses and interplanetary crack 

I shall be released, thanks to my red underwear 

Sex with boys and girls in my chopper high in the sky 

When kinder, gentler bombs explode in a thousand points of light 

Cara de Pina-Muere, muere 

Cara de Pina-Muere, muere 

Cara de Pina-Muere, muere 

Asesino 

The place is surrounded, I can't get away 

Even sent the Stealth bomber 

Just to prove it'll fly 

For Yankee teen anguish, use Pineapple Face 

As American is where Coca Cola got its name 

Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah 

I promise, monsignor, you can trust me 

I'll even go on tour with David Crosby 

Yeah, yeah 

Forgive me, kids, drugs ruined my life 

I'll even tell 'em, condoms make you go blind 

Yeah, yeah 

Blood thirsty cries of the people outside 

Blood thirsty cries of the people outside 

Can't show my face, can't show my face 

Can't show my face or they'll tear it away 

Cara de Pina-Muere, muere 

Cara de Pina-Muere, muere 

Corrupto, [Incomprehensible] 

Asesino 

Voodoo priestesses and interplanetary crack 

Hafta wonder if this guy really exists 

Who in their right mind would pose for Time Magazine 

Frosted thumb in mouth, slicing his birthday cake with a machete 

Cara de Pina-Muere, muere 

Cara de Pina-Muere, muere 

Cara de Pina-Muere, muere 

Cara de Pina-Muere, muere 

Cara de Pina, corrupto 

Cara de Pina, asesino 

Ding dong, the witch is dead 

More warm up in Uncle Sam's bullpen 

Cartoon boogeyman to keep people scared 

I believe every word 'cos the truth is too weird 

Who framed Roger Rabbit 

Who framed Khaddafi then blew up his kids 

Nothing to do now but spill the beans 

Florida here I come 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah