Mangoat Lyrics - Pure Chewing Satisfaction - Lard

Lotta good that P.H.D. did me 

Stuck... grocery store security 

Cigar store Indian 

Fake badge authority 

Nothing ever happens here 

Hark! 

Camera, aisle 5 

Dude with hair sprayed on 

Pocketing razors 

Pantyhose... why not? 

Can opener and creme corn - what?!?! 

Mangoat 

Too hairy 

Must shave 

And warn others 

No foam 

All alone 

Gorilla hair 

Must go 

Creme corn 

Creme corn 

Yep 

Poor Kaw-liga 

Never got his kiss 

No one-way mirrors 

To lurk behind as you undress 

Aye- 

He's headed for the back 

Singing, The hills are alive... 

With the sound of music- 

Yonder, 

Lady screams 

Mangoat 

In my stall 

Make him stop 

He'll shave us all 

Hair off his back 

Round the room it flies 

Inquiring minds 

Wanna know why 

Creme Corn 

Creme Corn 

Why 

Mangoat 

Come out of that bathroom 

We have you surrounded 

Mangoat 

Clean up your hairy mess 

Give up that frothy chew toy 

You're under arrest 

Come out with cloven hooves 

Above your mossy head 

Bite one more officer 

You'll trade that rag for lead 

Creme Corn 

Creme Corn 

Creme Corn 

Creme Corn 

Why?