I Wanna Be A Drug-sniffing Dog Lyrics - Pure Chewing Satisfaction - Lard

I wanna be a drug-sniffing dog 

So I can snort coke all day long 

Bite my master when it suits me 

Get off on diminished capacity 

I wanna be a customs man 

Snoop through your stuff 'cause I can 

Sneaky peaky pry through your private lives 

Stroke your panties, jackin' off at lunch 

Weh oh, Weh oh ho 

Sure beats Alpo 

It's the life 

It's the stink 

It's the attitude 

I wanna be a San Francisco cop 

So I can speed and run red lights 

And sure as Rodney was a King 

We got ways to make you sing 

We can seize everything 

Houses, cars, and life savings 

Keep the loot for ourselves 

Fake drug charge works every time 

I wanna join the christian coalition 

So I can molest my children 

None suspect me 'cause I've been saved 

'Til my stepdaughter drowns her kids in a lake 

Weh oh, Weh oh ho 

Spare rod, spoil the child 

It's the life 

It's the stink 

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