Me & My Skate Lyrics - Royal Highness - Kottonmouth Kings

Diologue: 

Oh, shit, god damn, I almost hit that little punk rock kid 

Aw shit, god damn, what's happening here? 

Damn helicopters 

And all I saw was some little skater kid come running by with a test tube 

One of them glass ones 

Oh man, i'll check the news and find out what the hell's happening here 

Fuckin' commercials, God Damn! 

Radio: 

This is Victoria Secretion reporting live from Orange County California 

When just moments ago, officer Jack Meoff in our chopper in the sky 

Spotted rapper D-Loc member of the infamous KOTTONMOUTH comittee 

Skating eastbound on Yorba Linda Blvd. 

D-Loc has been at large, and is wanted by press, parents, and authorities 

For being a nuisance to society 

Approach with caution 

D-LOC could be under the influence of a mind altering substence 

It's me and my skate 

Shit, this world of hate and confusion 

I sweat all day to create an illusion 

Or a fantasy, yeah that's what you call it 

You play to skate you be a bong tokin' alcoholic 

Well this come true, so i grip the mic tightly 

And when im rockin' the stage, my skates beside me 

After the show you'll catch me skatin' in the parking lot 

Bustin' grinds and flips my board is all i got 

To escape the realness of reality 

I smoke a joint so i can cope with this insanity 

They say sobriety's the answer to society 

I say its anarchy but they ain't understanding me 

I say it twice, but man just can't relate 

I guess its fate, my boards my mate 

Just, just me and my skate 

Radio: 

In other breaking news 

Reputed rapper Saint, also from the KOTTONMOUTH committee 

Was caught by surveillance camera at JJ's Liquor in the city of Orange 

Making off with 2 cases of beer, one pint of booze, and a carton of cigarettes 

The unemployed rapper has outstanding charges of drunken rowdiness, inciting 

riots, and abusive behavior 

Saint was last spotted on Beach Blvd. jumping from a moving vehicle under the 

influence of alcohol. 

Now i just got off the phone with Big Hoss up in prison 

Thank God for freedom, hook the bitches out my chissum 

Name is _ in many girlies conversations 

But it gets complicated with the situation in your face 

My name is Saint, the one the girlies flock fool 

But don't get mad, when you lady starts to jock me fool 

'cause its mad you wanna beer like marijuana 

She said, "Hi Saint, my name's Do-Juana 

Do wanna wanna wanna take me home? 

Do wanna wanna wanna lay and bone? 

But i get aggravated, mentally frusrated 

When i act like chin straps 'cause your boyfriends player hated 

Left jab, right hook, then i knocked him out 

I hate player haters so i pissed in his mouth 

Radio: 

Apparently local officals have turned the KOTTONMOUTH commitee case over to 

the Federal Bureau of Investigations 

The allusive orange county rappers, under the direction of TRIP DADDY X 

Are saught in conection with a number of charges ranging from obscenity 

Influecencing the minds of minors, fake IDs, lewd and crewd behavior 

And demoralizing society 

Right-wing religious zealots have apparently threatened to, quote 

"Crucify those young punks" 

Yo, i gotta scam with this ya know i gotta scam for that 

The karma daddy spreads all good, but still i watch my back 

Well i like the vibe, write a rhyme, to a funky phat track 

I got the scam to get the green, a scam for a phat sack 

Too many vices, insane extremities 

I got no good solutions, or no quick remedies 

Don't wanna slave my life working at a 9 to 5 

Fuck flippin' burgers don't wanna drop no fries 

Don't wanna move boxes, move shit or sit behind a desk 

Just wanna get up on the mic and let my skills start to flick 

Addicted to the homegrown, fly girls and bass tones 

I'm not a loser, look at you, don't wanna be left alone 

Additcted to the nicotine, a full time toker 

Or more confused with mi vida loca 

Late-night toker, indo smokas 

Hey, Hey, Daddy X, Daddy X, Daddy X, Daddy X 

Let your skills flex 

Hey, Hey, Daddy X, Hey Daddy X 

Put those fools in check 

Live while you live, you gotta live your life while your here 

Time is all i got, I wanna smoke the kind and guzzle beer 

Fear of life at times, i guess but i ain't got no time for that 

I got to kick it chill, i got to kick it chill to max 

So when you see Daddy X in your vacinity, pass the pipe, pass the J 

Say what's up, im out, peace 

Me, Me and my skate 

My skate, my mate my skate 

Me, me and my skate 

My mate in this world of hate 

Radio: 

After an all out man hunt by local and federal officals 

The Kottonmouth committee still remains at large 

Last spotted fleeing southbound on interstate 5 in a drop top volkswagon bug 

Believed to be stolen from a trailer park complex earlier today 

The young vandals are disturbing the peace and reportedly riding high 

Thats' the local news for now, we'll update you on the situation as it happens 

I'm Victoria Secretions for KBUD, 420 on your dial 

Now back to you Bob.