Dirt Slang Lyrics - Royal Highness - Kottonmouth Kings

Yo, man I got some sick ass shit 

I got all kinds of Bongs, I got fuckin' 

I got paramaxes, I got Graffix, I got all the dope shit 

I got superbowls, I got fuckin' skunk weed, I got skillz, listen 

I'll get me on the court, you know what I'm saying? I got skillz 

Look I got crossovers, I got dimes, I got lobs, I got ups 

I got all kinds of skillz, I got home boys, I got weed, I get high I'm fuckin' 

I got dope remote control car with fat ass fuckin' whomper buds 

Fuckin' Varsity team, D Loc said represent 

I gots the light if you gots the time 

I gots the joint if you gots the rhyme 

I gots the ink if you gots the papers 

I gots the flow if you'll catch the vapors 

Crazy man 

Suburban ebonics comin' out my mouth 

Take a lesson bitch, boy I gots Kottonmouth 

But your square nerdy asses won't understand 

So, yo, break 'em off a fat ass piece man 

Dirt Slang, it starts like this bro 

I play dunk ball with the homies and I eat pink taco 

714, bustin' up yo ass 

Suburban white ebonics they don't teach in class 

It's the psychedelic hip hop, punk rock, shit 

So let me tell you motherfuckers who your fucking with 

Well I'm saint dog getin' spills my pills 

When I gets lit I like to bark some shit 

Like it sucked up, cracked out, cock eyed bitch 

I only kick licks and I don't shoot brick 

I got you puzzled like the wrinkles on my scrotum sac 

I got a gang a gear, I keep my kicks on a rack 

From airwalks to bocks to docs to birkenstock 

Top it all off with some old school socks 

No wonder why your old lady rides my jock 

I got her tied up like a boat to a dock 

Yo, I twist up your mind with my wicked hog say 

Uck, fay, ou, yay, umb, day, itch, bay 

Aint, say, og, day, ever, nay, lays, pay 

Now that's the type of shit comin' slurred from saint 

Emergency, emergency, 911 

Kottonmouth's on the mic so you bitches better run 

I gots the light if you gots the time 

I gots the joint if you gots the rhyme 

I gots the ink if you gots the papers 

I gots the flow if you'll catch the vapors 

Crazy man, dirt slang