Rocks Instead Of Rice Lyrics - Kellie Pickler - Kellie Pickler

Long white Limousine pulls up to the church 

A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse 

I didn't get an invitation but I'm here anyway 

And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day 

Well, it might not be too Christian of me 

And it might not be too nice 

But I wish we were all just standing around 

Throwing rocks instead of rice 

Long white dress, this must be some kinda joke 

Virgin, please she ain't fooling these folks 

If the three of us were on Jerry Springer I'd be pulling her hair 

And I'd kick that lying sack of should've known better 

In the you know where 

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Well, it might not be too Christian of me 

And it might not be too nice 

But I wish we were all just standing around 

Throwing rocks instead of rice 

Well, the vows that they just made sounded sweet and sincere 

Place your bets, my money's on less than a year 

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Well, it might not be too Christian of me 

And it might not be too nice 

But I wish we were all just standing around 

Throwing rocks instead of rice 

Yeah, I wish we were all just standing around 

Throwing rocks instead of rice, hey