You Ain't Right Lyrics - Album Number Two - Joey And Rory

If you can't buy groceries this week 

'Cause you put your check down on a big screen 

You ain't right 

You're in your thirties without a job 

And you're still living with your mom 

You ain't right 

You go to your great uncle's wake 

And you leave there with a hot date 

You find a deer on the side of the road 

Check his pulse and you take him home 

If you're gonna leave early from the bar 

'Cause your kids are out there waiting in the car 

You ain't right 

You ain't right to say the least you're different 

A couple quarts shy and a few screws missing 

Bless your heart, look around 

We're all an ounce or two short of a pound 

Lord knows you're not alone and we're all a little wrong 

But you ain't right 

Now if your truck cost more than your house 

Your girlfriend don't know about your spouse 

You ain't right 

Or if you're past old enough to drive 

You're still struggling through junior high 

You ain't right 

If your wife's mowing the lawn 

While you're fishing all weekend long 

Or you show up late for church 

Smelling like beer in a wife beater shirt 

Or you're standing in a checkout line 

Something reeks and you just smile 

No, you ain't right 

You ain't right to say the least you're different 

A couple quarts shy and a few screws missing 

Bless your heart, look around 

We're all an ounce or two short of a pound 

Lord knows you're not alone and we're all a little wrong 

But you ain't right 

You ain't right to say the least you're different 

A couple quarts shy and a few screws missing 

Bless your heart, look around 

We're all an ounce or two short of a pound 

Lord knows you're not alone and we're all a little wrong 

But you ain't right 

Son, your lights, they may be on 

But you're not always home 

Yeah, we're all a little wrong 

But you ain't right