God Help My Man Lyrics - Album Number Two - Joey And Rory

There must be a real good reason why he ain't home yet 

There must be a real bad wreck slowing him down 

I'm hoping he blew a tyre, his old truck flipped and caught on fire 

'Cause God help my man if he's fooling around 

If he's fooling around with some hussy he knows 

While I'm cooking his dinner and washing his clothes 

If he thinks he can come home and climb into my bed 

He's got another thing coming upside his head 

I hope there was a homeless hooker that he gave a hug to 

I pray that's her lipstick on his shirt this morning I found 

These seven numbers I see in his pocket better win the lottery 

'Cause God help my man if he's fooling around 

If he's fooling around with some hussy he knows 

While I'm rocking his babies and washing his clothes 

If he thinks he can come home and climb into my bed 

He's got a frying pan coming upside his head 

I hope he's got a real good lawyer 'cause he's gonna need one 

'Cause you know my daddy is the judge here in this small town 

By the time I'm through, I'm getting my half and I'm taking his too 

'Cause God help my man if he's fooling around 

Yeah, God help my man if he's a fooling around