Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Lyrics - Iii - Joe Nichols

She said, I'm goin' out with my girlfriends 

Margaritas at the Holiday Inn. 

Oh, have mercy my only thought was 

Tequila makes her clothes fall off 

I told her put an extra layer on 

I know what happens when she drinks patron 

Her closets missin' half the things she bought 

Yea, Tequila makes her clothes fall off 

She'll start by kickin' out of her shoes 

Lose an earring in her drink 

Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall 

Drop a contact down the sink 

Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long 

If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on 

She might come home in a tablecloth 

Yea, tequila makes her clothes fall off 

She can handle any Champagne brunch 

Bridal shower with Barcadi punch 

Jello shooters full of Smirnoff 

But tequila makes her clothes fall off 

She'll start by kickin' out of her shoes 

Lose an earring in her drink 

Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall 

Drop a contact down the sink 

She don't mean nothin' she's just havin' fun 

Tomorrow she'll say, oh, what have I done 

Friends will joke about the stuff she lost 

Yea, tequila makes her clothes fall off 

Oh, tequila makes her clothes fall off 

Oh, tequila makes her clothes fall off