As Country As She Gets Lyrics - Iii - Joe Nichols

She hates goin' anywhere in my old truck 

She says: It's always muddy and it rides so rough 

And there ain't no graceful way to climb up in a dress 

Yeah, I'm about as country as she gets 

I might get her on the lake to fish with me 

If the water's smooth and the sky is blue, with a nice cool breeze 

But anything we catch, I'll have to clean myself 

"Cause I'm about as country as she gets 

She'll slip off a pair of heels 

Walk barefoot across the field 

Climb up on a fence just to be near me 

Sometimes I think that horse still scares her half to death 

Yeah, I'm about as country as she gets 

She likes bein' within spendin' distance of a mall 

Havin' enough bars to make a cell phone call 

Put her in a crowd and she's right in her element 

Yeah, I'm about as country as she gets 

But she'll slip out on the porch sometimes 

When that sun's low in the sky 

Pull up a rockin' chair just to be with me 

Until that first big June bug buzzes by her head 

See I'm about as country as she gets 

Yeah, I'm about as country as she gets 

She hates goin' anywhere in my old truck