[Featuring: Paul McCartney]
Scrambled eggs
Oh my baby how I love your legs
Not as much as I love scrambled eggs
Oh we should eat some scrambled eggs
Waffle fries
Oh my darling how I love your thighs
Not as much as I love waffle fries
Oh have you tried the waffle fries
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They are
So damn good that they should be illegal
They're like
Regular fries but they're shaped like a waffle
Chicken wings...
"Chicken wings? No, no, no... Vegetarian, no chicken wings."
"Oh, I forgot, it was actually..."
Tofu wings
Oh my baby when I hear you sing
All I think about is tofu wings
Oh did you bring the tofu wings
There's a
Place I know where I go for kick-ass wings
We could
Even get a side of onion rings
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Scrambled eggs
Oh my baby how I love your legs
Not as much as I love scrambled eggs
Oh let's go get some scrambled eggs