My Upstairs Neighbors Are Having Sex (and Listening To The Black Eyed Peas) Lyrics - Blow Your Pants Off - Jimmy Fallon

Talkin' 'bout a head swap 

talkin' 'bout a head swap 

first you take a head then you put it on another pody 

like if Richard Gere's head was in Katherine Heigl's body 

that's a head swap 

first you get two pictures of some famous people 

then you scan the photo into your computer 

then you email them to the graphics department 

but hold on a second the email's not working 

so you put the photos onto a flash drive 

and you walk it over to the graphics department 

and on the way there thay guy from accounting 

asks if you're gonna come to his party 

you don't want to go but don't want to hurt his feelings 

you tell him that you'll get back to him later 

'cuz right now you gotta go back and work on 

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head swap 

so you go to find the guy in graphics department 

you hand him the flash drive and say, here are the photos 

he says "didn't you hear the printer's not working" 

oh my god, what are we gonna do 

"we could go down to kinko's, we can do it all there" 

you're like whatever man we just gotta get it done 

where we take a celebrity's head and put it on another celebrity's body 

it's a head swap 

so you hop in his mazda and it's kind of smelly 

and it's taking a while then you drive past the kinko's 

you're like hey I think that was kinko's right there 

he's like "I'm sorry, I lied, we're not going to kinko's 

today is my family reunion and I told 'em I'm married 

I need you to pretend that you are my wife" 

you're like, no way man, I ain't wearing no dress! 

"do you want me to help you in your sketch or not?" 

you're like, looks like you got me over a barrel 

"well, if you want your sketch then you better play ball" 

Photos 

so you swallow your pride and you put on the outfit 

let's get this over with so we can get back to work on 

head swap 

so you exit the car and his family's all there 

you meet his aunts and brothers and all of his cousins 

and his sister says "how's it going at late night 

is your boss stil a stupid, immature jerk?" 

"you must be mistaken I love my job" 

actually I'd love to hear what he said about his boss 

"honey, relax, let's just enjoy the party" 

don't honey me I wanna know what you said 

"I think you better zip it if you want that sketch done" 

so you shut your mouth but you're still pretty steamed 

then his father comes over and his breath smells like whiskey 

"man, my son really knows how to pick 'em will ya look at the size of these ba-jungas" 

zip zip - zip zip zip - zip zip zip zip - zip zip 

and you say how dare you sir, this isn't girls gone wild 

uh uh - uh uh uh - uh uh uh uh - uh uh 

"will somebody tell me who this broad thinks she is!?" 

and you've had about enough so you rip off your wig 

this crazy broad's done with this crazy charade 

I only dressed like this just to get your son 

to help me with this bit 

where we take celebrities' heads and put them on different celebrities' bodies 

that's a head swap 

"I've seen that before, I really love that bit 

it's a hilarious way of having fun with the stars" 

"I'm sorry I lied but I'm not really married 

I was just tired of feeling like a loser" 

it does'nt even matter wheter you're married or not, 

or that you keep a woman's disguise in your car 

the only thing that matter is getting back to the office 

and getting Richard Gere's head onto Katherine Heigl's body 

it's a head swap 

head swap 

head swap 

head swap