Chinese Desserts Lyrics - Obsessed - Jim Gaffigan

First things first rest in peace Uncle Phil, for real 

You the only father that I ever knew 

I get my bitch pregnant I'ma be a better you 

Prophesies that I made way back in the Ville, fulfilled 

Listen even back when we was broke my team ill 

Martin Luther King would have been on Dreamville 

Talk to a nigga 

One time for my LA sisters 

One time for my LA hoes 

Lame niggas can't tell the difference 

One time for a nigga who know 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

No role models and I'm here right now 

No role models to speak of 

Searchin' through my memory, my memory, I couldn't find one 

Last night I was gettin' my feet rubbed 

By the baddest bitch, not Trina, but I swear to God 

This bitch will make you call your girl up and tell her "Hey, what's good? 

"Sorry I'm never comin' home I'ma stay for good" 

Then hang the phone up, and proceed to lay the wood 

I came fast like 9-1-1 in white neighborhoods 

Ain't got no shame bout it 

She think I'm spoiled and I'm rich cause I can have any bitch 

I got defensive and said "Nah, I was the same without it" 

But then I thought back, back to a better me 

Before I was a B-list celebrity 

Before I started callin' bitches "bitches" so heavily 

Back when you could get a platinum plaque without no melody 

You wasn't sweatin' me 

One time for my LA sisters 

One time for my LA hoes 

Lame niggas can't tell the difference 

One time for a nigga who know 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

I want a real love, dark skinned and Aunt Viv love 

That Jada and that Will love 

That leave a toothbrush at your crib love 

And you ain't gotta wonder whether that's your kid love 

Nigga I don't want no bitch from reality shows 

Out of touch with reality hoes 

Out in Hollywood bringin' back 5 or 6 hoes 

Fuck em' then we kick em' to the door 

Nigga you know how it go 

She deserved that, she a bird, it's a bird trap 

You think if I didn't rap she would flirt back 

Takin' off her skirt, let her wear my shirt before she leave 

I'ma need my shirt back, nigga you know how it go 

One time for my LA sisters 

One time for my LA hoes 

Lame niggas can't tell the difference 

One time for a nigga who know 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas - probably in Tennessee 

that says fool me once, shame on - shame on you. If you fool me we can't get fooled 

again 

Fool me one time shame on you 

Fool me twice, can't put the blame on you 

Fool me three times, fuck the peace signs 

Load the chopper, let it rain on you 

My only regret was too young for Lisa Bonet 

My only regret was too young for Nia Long 

Now all I'm left with is hoes from reality shows 

Hand her a script the bitch probably couldn't read along 

My only regret was too young for Sade Adu 

My only regret could never take Aaliyah home 

Now all I'm left with is hoes up in Greystone 

With the stale face cause they know it's they song 

She shallow but the pussy deep (she shallow, she shallow) 

She shallow but the pussy deep (she shallow, she shallow) 

She shallow but the pussy deep (she shallow, she shallow) 

She shallow but the pussy deep (she shallow, she shallow) 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

Don't save her 

She don't wanna be saved 

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