Ignorance Is Bliss Lyrics - Best! - Jellyfish

Wake me up, miss Toadstool 

It is I, your one and only king, Bowser Koopa 

I'm a turtle as you see, a little slow and a little green 

But on the whole I'd say, "Super duper" 

Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened 

But if you knew just why you're here 

Your fear would just be heightened 

So let's just say, "Ignorance is bliss" 

Oh, well, I hate to be a bummer 

I brought you here to bring me plumbers 

You know those brothers, oh, what's their names? 

Oh, yes, Mario and Luigi 

Just the sound of them makes me queezy 

I'd like to take that monkey wrench 

I'd play my own game 

Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided 

I've never been fond of bookworms 

But then again this one does make good 

Mario bait, I can't wait, Ignorance is bliss 

With my magic books I'll shower 

Those clumsy lizards with my power 

Until dinosaur land is nothing but fossil fuel 

My only problem with these spells 

Is that I know not what they tell 

So every hex leaves me perplexed 

And all I want are those plumbing fools 

Princess toadstool, you're not so clever 

All your words are alphabet soup 

But a picture tells it better 

I'll say it again, "Ignorance is bliss" 

Haven't you heard 

A picture's worth a thousand words? 

You call yourself a princess 

But you're a brainiac in a dress 

I can't believe you waste time with these books 

You remind me of my kid sister 

She read so much she got a blister 

A big one, I mean big 

On her brain, what a schnook 

I'd like to get my hands 

Just one time with a monkey wrench 

I'd fix their plumbing 

Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened 

(So misguided) 

If you knew just why you're here 

Your fear would just be heightened 

Princess Toadstool, Your not so clever 

(Picture says it better) 

All your words are alphabet soup 

A picture tells it better 

For the last time 

On second thought 

I think I've made my point