Joining A Fan Club Lyrics - Spilt Milk - Jellyfish

She turned the night light on and blew him a kiss 

He stared back through his green Crayola eyes 

She traced his likeness from off the back of a disc 

Next to the boxtop promise of the biggest prize 

Joining a fan club with my friends 

Filling our bathtubs with teeshirts and 8 x 10's 

He looks so dreamy, I'm in love from afar 

When I'm pickin' up a fallen star 

Downstairs the late show's blastin' 'Age of the rock' 

Greedy monks playin' last Sunday at the Milky Way 

Mom's writing checks to the minister in the corner 

Singing, 'Dig Down Deep' 

'Cause if you wanna go to Heaven all you gotta do is pay to pray 

Joining a fan club with my pen 

Filling my bathtub with holy water and amens 

He looks so dreamy, I'm in love from afar 

When I'm pickin' up a fallen star 

Shake that woody, shake it for me, St. Pinocchio 

You've paid your money, now watch that money grow 

Joining a fan club, best be warned 

He turns me on when he wears that lampshade crown of thorns 

We'd be so dreamy, sharing his black caviar 

While I'm pickin' up a fallen star 

Joining a fan club is a big mistake 

I still get heartburn when I think about all of the stamps I ate 

I wished I'd loved him, before fate crashed his car 

Say a prayer for the fallen star