When Santa Comes To Town Lyrics - Don't Come Home For Christmas - Jeff Dunham

(Peanut): 

The days are growing shorter 

And the nights are growing colder 

We know Santa's on his way 

We can't wait another day 

I want a brand new skateboard and a scooter too 

Because to operate them, you only need one shoe 

(Achmed) 

I would like some dynamite and some nitro too 

Don't care what Santa brings me 

As long as it has a fuse 

(Bubba J) 

When I fight with the Mrs. 

There's no place to hide 

So my Christmas wishes a brand new double wide 

(All) 

Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound 

Everyone has a special wish when Santa comes to town 

(Walter) 

I wish weren't so sunny 

I prefer December gloom 

(Peanut) 

But there's plenty of snow for everyone 

In Guitar Guys dressing room 

(Achmed) 

I want a voice box and some lungs 

So I can scream and shout 

(Peanut) 

And some skin to wrap him in 

So they don't fall out 

(Jose) 

I've been the prefect pepper 

As good as I can be 

(Peanut) 

You'll be the perfect angel 

When we stick you on the tree ha! 

(All) 

Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound 

Everyone has a special wish when Santa comes to town 

(Music Break) 

(Peanut) 

I need a matching tennis shoe 

(Achmed) 

I need a pair of ears 

(Walter) 

I wish this song was over 

(Bubba J) 

I could use another beer 

(Peanut) 

I want a stack of money 

(Bubba J) 

Wanna win a NASCAR race 

(Walter) 

If I sit here any longer 

I'll need Preperation H 

(All) 

Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound 

Everyone has a special wish when Christmas rolls around 

And Santa comes to town 

(Bubba J) 

That was good 

(Walter) 

Shut up