My Inlaws Are Outlaws Lyrics - Singles - Jeff Bates

Ah, yeah, y'all listen to this 

True story 

My in-laws are outlaws 

So I stay on my toes 

'Cause anythin' can happen 

An' anythin' could go 

I have to lock up my ol' tool box 

An' hide all my fishin' gear 

'Cause my in-laws are outlaws 

But they ain't wanted here 

She may not be like Bonnie 

An' he ain't exactly Clyde 

An' they don't carry Tommy guns 

But they tote big pocket knives 

I don't turn my back for nothin' 

Though there's nothin' for me to fear 

My in-laws are outlaws 

But they ain't wanted here 

I call 'em Mom an' Dad 

An' they both call me Son 

I'd like to call 'em lots of things 

But I just bite my tongue 

We say we love each other 

But Lord knows we ain't sincere 

'Cause my in-laws are outlaws 

But they ain't wanted here 

'Cause he drinks all my whiskey 

An' she drinks all the wine 

They tell us how to raise our kids 

While their's are doin' time 

They've worn out their welcome 

An' my favorite easy chair 

My in-laws are outlaws 

But they ain't wanted here 

Yeah, I bet no one would miss 'em 

If they just happened to disappear 

My in-laws are outlaws 

But they ain't wanted here 

Yeah, my in-laws are outlaws 

But they ain't wanted here