Designated Drinker Lyrics - Singles - Jeff Bates

I left my keys on the dresser when she left me 

I knew I wouldn't need them tonight 

I called the boys to come pick me up 

And left my truck sitting there in the drive 

Well, I'll be here 'til closing time 

Trying to drink her off my mind 

I've had a long neck, a Long Island Tea 

A few fuzzy navels and 'Sex On The Beach' 

Some straight up, some on the rocks 

I'll probably eat the worm before I stop 

I ain't the driver, I ain't the thinker 

Tonight, I'm the designated drinker 

Well, there's always one in every honky-tonk 

Who has a lot of pain to ease 

So, I wont be hard for the boys to find 

Whenever its times to leave 

Well, I'll be down at the end of the bar 

Standing on my own two knees 

I've had a long neck, a Long Island Tea 

A few fuzzy navels and 'Sex On The Beach' 

Some straight up, some on the rocks 

I'll probably eat the worm before I stop 

I ain't the driver, I ain't the thinker 

Tonight, I'm the designated drinker 

I've had a long neck, a Long Island Tea 

A few fuzzy navels and 'Sex On The Beach' 

Some straight up, some on the rocks 

I'll probably eat the worm before I stop 

I ain't the driver, I ain't the thinker 

Tonight, I'm the designated drinker 

I ain't the driver, I ain't the thinker 

Tonight, I'm the designated drinker 

I ain't the driver, I ain't the thinker 

Tonight, I'm the designated drinker