The Commandment$ Lyrics - Singles - J-zone

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...It's the J-Zone Commandments 

I J-Zone AKA Captain Backslap on behalf of Old Man Entertainment 

Got to foreshadow y'all to what's goin' on cause we got rules and 

Commandments for y'all to follow before you roll with us on this album 

So pay attention, OK? 

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Audience shut the fuck up, don't make a sound 

Like Eddie Murphy I got rules and shit when I throw down 

All I need is about 2 minutes to run down the Commandments 

Before we get it poppin, so we gotta understand it 

Thou shalt not 

Cock block at shows 

Give me a pound and step if I'm creepin with hoes 

And thou shalt not 

Ask Zone his race 

What's the matter when your broad gave Zone a taste *mwah* 

Thou shalt not 

Call my house when there's a basketball game on TV 

You don't know, check the TV Guide 

Cause if you make me miss Kobe drop 50, you gon' see me 

And thou shalt not 

Ask Zone to perform if there's less than 3 zeroes in the show fee 

And thou shalt not 

E-mail the Zone, saying put me on 

Faggot, you don't know me 

Ladies, thou shalt not react 

When I use the word bitch cause if you not, relax 

The more you get upset, the more that must mean the shoe fits 

So if you got mad then yeah, I was talking bout you, bitch 

Thou shalt not 

Bring food in my car 

And when you ride, thou shalt not ride for free 

So up the money on the mobile or hitch a ride 

Cause bitch, riding dolo is just fine with me 

Fat girls, thou shalt not wear midriffs 

And while you at it, kill the thong thoughts, chicken and biscuits 

Thou shalt 

Vanish if you got too many kids 

Move in? 

Is you crazy, bitch, I look like Mike Brady? 

Thou shalt 

Floss and stunt 

Even if you drive a hooptie, sport the junk 

And when you rollin up the strip, and a sucker run his lip 

Slam the clutch, put it in 5, and off the chump 

And thou shalt 

Use caution getting head while driving 

Chicks that want you to trick, thou shalt nickel and dime them 

Thou shalt be cheap so you can ball like me 

Thou can't be both pussy whooped and rich 

Thou shalt not act hard on the internet 

Living in South Dakota where nobody can get you at 

And thou shalt buy this album at the store and shit 

Cause all y'all listening know damn well y'all downloaded this 

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