A Friendly Game Of Basketball Lyrics - Singles - J-zone

Aiiyo, straight up 

I'm sick of watchin' all y'all rappers and actors 

On MTV Cribs playin' basketball at ya house 

I'm sick of watchin' y'all mess up Celebrity All-Star Weekend 

Ya non lay up makin' motherfuckers, y'all suck 

I'll bust all y'all asses one on one 

We'll play to eleven, I'll spot ya five points 

And I'll still serve that ass 

This J-Zone talkin' to you boy, come on 

Now that every ball player wanna rap and every rapper wanna ball 

I'm talkin' shit one on one, I drop a dime on 'em all 

Look I make records but when I get time ballin' is my hobby 

Ball playin' rap dudes, none of y'all can stop me 

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Bow wow's got game but he's five foot three 

Nice crossover dog, try that jive on me 

Might need a little backup to hang with me 

Fuck that, two on one call Jermaine Dupri 

Call Kriss Kross too, all four of y'all in 

You're gonna have to do more than Jump Jump to win 

Ice Cube, I love his work but on a court ain't nothin' poppin' 

When my jump shot droppin' I be like steady mobbin' 

Four, five niggaz in a mother ship 

Cube, take it to the rappin' bring the Jeri curl back 

Timberlake is the man for flashin' Janet's tits 

But his hoop game is so weak, even Magic can't assist 

I saw Nelly playin' ball but his game was sturrr 

One on one you wanna ball, we can ball right thurrr 

Heard Latifah played in high school and she wanted state 

Huh, I still swat a girl shot, I don't discriminate 

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Master P is a No Limit soldier 

But I got the old maid crossover, 'bout it, 'bout it 

Don't get it wrong I love P but I'ma take him to the lane 

We can even have Pen & Pixel sponsor the game 

Snoop Dogg wanna ball, we can do that for shizzle 

Hit a jump on at his grill on Doggy Fizzle Televizzle 

All you stars wanna be T-Mac, y'all got one thing in common 

None of y'all wanna face the zone 

Ball players wanna rap, rappers wanna ball 

Make my day, I'm laughin' at 'em all 

I'm just out to get fame so if I'm dissin' ya game 

I'm just lookin' for attention by callin' ya name 

Aiiyo, Kobe don't think I forgot about you dog 

Up there rappin' with Brian McKnight and shit, it's all good 

'Cause I'm tryin' out for the motherfuckin' league 

And I'm gettin' me a spot 

Now and for all these NBA dudes can make CDs 

I can get up in the NBA and make some cheese 

Even versus the Lakers my game don't stop 

You don't believe, get me one on one with Rick Fox 

And when my jump shot's on Rick, come and get with me 

Don't try to play tough, I ain't dumb Christy 

Even Chris Webber don't stand a chance 

I cross him up, fuck up his bad knee 

And put him in the ambulance, see ya 

Just give me a meeting with David Stern 

Get my ass to this camp and these players gon' learn 

I can beat the Portland Blazers, believe that 

'Cause when we playin' I'll just ask 'em yo, where the weed at? 

And they be like fuck the game, pass the joint 

And I'll win by forfeit, while they keep puffin' 

Everybody gon' trip out and say that I'm buggin' 

Nawh, I'm just kiddin' but I'm up for this challenge 

Celebrity All-Star 2005, hook me up and let the zone get live 

Do I really got game? I don't know, come and test me 

But make sure it's televised so I can sell some records 

Ball players wanna rap, rappers wanna ball 

Make my day, I'm laughin' at 'em all 

I'm just out to get fame so if I'm dissin' ya game 

I'm just lookin' for attention by callin' ya name 

Yo, some of y'all probably wanna know if I really can play 

Or if I'm just talkin' shit, I won't lie 

I drop more bricks than Co-Op City 

But you know what, I still look pretty while I do it 

And I'll still serve half of these rappin' movie dudes 

And I'll do it in golf shoes, we'll play to eleven 

I'll spot ya five points and I'll still win, Celebrity All-Star 2005 

J-Zone, baby, game over, bitch