The Shaggy Show Lyrics - The Amazing Jeckel Brothers - Insane Clown Posse

From Southwest Detroit deep within some island's industrial 

Waste depositories it's Shaggy Time! 

Hey! How ya doin' down there? I've got mice here! 

Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the show 

I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin' know 

This is my sidekick Fat Pat 

He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a that (That's right!) 

Anyhow on my way here I almost died 

This bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five 

They worry about drunks, and late night truckers 

Old ass bitches try to kill motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha) 

This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more 

Then she makes a right into my side door 

This comedy shit's gettin' old 

The game is to be sold, not to be told 

Oh yeah, you can feel the excitement right? 

Snoop dogg is with us tonight 

That's what I'm sayin' 

On the Shaggy Show, shit we ain't playin' 

And that ain't it, also on the show 

Another motherfucker that well, some of you know 

You see him with me a lot, he's like a brother 

Violent J's in this motherfucker 

(I like that kid Violent J) 

Hey Moe! (What's up?) 

How ya doin' today? (Just great Shags!) 

That's great, now let's give a hand 

To Mickey Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band! 

We'll be right back with Violent J 

Do your homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.) 

Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke? 

(Straight up!) 

There's nothing you can do but get your PHD. 

(Playa hata's degree?) That's right! 

(Aw hell yeah!) 

Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit 

Offers the finest in player hatin' tactics. 

(Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch hater: 

(Hey man, fuck that fine ass bitch!) 

Or the look shooker: 

(Yo bitch I might be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!) 

Or the never ending shooting star: 

(Just 'cause he got a car he want to be drivin that bitch!) 

Get your PHD and join a nation of player hation! 

(Word up!) 

OK, my first guest, he's nutty as hell 

He just served a half a year in the county jail 

Now he's back, for now at least 

Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece! 

What up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin'? 

It's been six months and my dick ain't havin' it 

If I don't hurry up and get me some ass 

I might bust this nut on your tv glass! 

Anyway, been workin on my brand new shit 

A brand new group with my homies Twisted 

It's called Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for y'all? 

Hell naw 

Now I been hearin' a little of this and that 

About you havin' some kind of a panic attack 

Tell us, uh, is it true? 

And when you have one, what the fuck do you do? 

Well, I'll be sittin' there enjoyin' a coffee 

And then all of a sudden, I'm like get off me! 

Then I start chokin off pedestrians 

Until they give me my shot of calliphilestrian 

But that's all over now, it's old hat 

I'm a perfectly normal necrophiliac 

Just don't test me or pull strings, forget it 

I might grab your neck and do bad things with it! 

Well on that note, thank you J (Sure) 

For real, what's up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills? 

Take your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight) 

Snoop Dogg is comin' up next! 

Stay right here, we'll be right back! 

I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot 

That you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful. 

When a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for 

That bottle of momma's God Damn Hot Chili. 

Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard 

Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce, 

Drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions. 

Mm mm that's hot, God Damn Hot. 

Ask for it by name. 

Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're back 

My next guest pioneered the sound in rap 

He's come a long way from the L-B-C 

Please welcome Snoop D-O-double G! 

Look up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane 

It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' with the Insane 

Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the town 

Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this pound 

I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb 

They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm 

So any MC that disagree with me 

Step up and watch your motherfuckin' ass meet defeat 

Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your walls 

While other fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?) 

They want to be like you, they want to try to steal your flow 

Now (What up?) Yo, why is that so? 

It's like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go 

Some bitch ass nigga tryin' to steal my flow 

But I don't pay em no attention 

Oh, should I mention? 

I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars with suspension 

Bouncin', bankin' up corners smokin' dough 

Smokin' that weed, hangin' out with my locs and folks 

Don't give a fuck about nothin' at all 

That's why I'm known to the world as big motherfuckin' Snoop Dogg 

Nigga 

Snoop Dogg everybody! 

Now we gotta bring a close to the party 

(Already? What?) 

Thanks Violent J (Sure) My loc 

And thanks Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down) 

Join us next time for the show 

We'll have that one bitch from Letters to Cleo 

(Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this bitch 

Ay yo Gangsta Funk, show em how you got rich!