Mad Professor Lyrics - The Amazing Jeckel Brothers - Insane Clown Posse

Mad Professor 

(Violent J) 

I was never popular, this I'll admit, fuck school never liked me, Goo! 

All the kids would always beat me, until I'm half-dead 

Make fun of the size of my forehead 

But that shit never bothered me, Mama and Mother 

They had a lot of property 

They had a science lab in the basement 

And that's where my free ti...well, my time was spent 

I made a mouse with a chicken head 

It clucked three times: CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK! 

And then it was dead 

I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck 

gobblegobblegobble, it was the shit (yeah) 

But I'm still lonely, I need a homie 

So I collected limbs and made a zombie 

I could've made a girlie friend 

But fuck that, I got my girlie right here...yeah! 

(Chorus) 

You can call me Mad Professor 

I will make a friend for me 

You can call me Mad Professor 

We will rule eternity 

(Violent J) 

I used so many body parts it was crazy 

I killed a whole bunch of mother fuckers , like what, eighty? 

They all chipped in on my special friend 

Everything helps, Even if you got a finger to lend, come on 

I hear the other children playing outside 

"Keep it down you little bitches, I'll skin your fucking hides!" 

?Stressful?, this part is wack 

Some how I gots to attach this nut sack 

Shit! Fuck! I'm sawing off an elbow 

Looking at the meter I'm like ?Quasar and Ziphalo? 

Or better yet look out the fucking window 

I see a storms coming, almost time to roll 

Screw the head on, come on, come on 

It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone 

Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert 

Fuck! Shit! Didn't work 

(Chorus) 

It wasn't always easy (Hell no!) let me tell ya 

But fuck that, cause I ain't no failure 

I put the shit with the ?things? and this with that 

Wait a minute...(brrrt) did you hear that? 

It's alive! I just gotta wake it up 

Hand me that ?rocky rye? pour it in a cup 

It will do exactly...hold up, pause 

I ain't cleaning his draws man, fuck that 

Get him fat, get him ready, it's almost time 

Paint his ugly face up just like mine 

I see him twitching, I'm on a roll 

He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival 

Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit 

And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit 

Did it work? You make the call 

Shaggy? (What up, y'all!) 

(Chorus) 3X