Blam! Lyrics - Psychopathics From Outer Space - Insane Clown Posse

Story time, bitch 

All across the East Side 

"What?" 

"I represent Delray" 

"Delray?" 

"So?" 

"South West Side" 

This Gypsy aunt of mine 

(You're the lucky one) 

She died and left behind 

An ancient piece of time 

I didn't know what it was 

(You're the lucky one) 

Knuckle deep in dust 

Edges played with rust 

I started to get pissed 

(You're the lucky one) 

This lamp is all I get 

A worthless piece of shit 

But once I rubbed it clean 

(You're the lucky one) 

A genie popped on the scene 

Brought true my every dream 

I was like 

Blaam! Free hoes 

Blaam! Nyquil 

Blaam! Faygo 

(Anything I want) 

I was like 

Blaam! Sharp axe 

Blaam! Good weed 

Blaam! Hot tracks 

(Everything I need) 

Now I'm in a fizzle 

(You're the lucky wizzle) 

Hotties on thy wizzle 

Still a juggalizzle 

I drive a platinum car 

(You're the lucky one) 

It has a tennis court and a bar 

You know who I are 

Money out the ass 

(You're the lucky one) 

I'm wishin' while it last 

Genie's movin' fast 

I want my 

Blaam! Free bank 

Blaam! Necks cut 

Blaam! My shank 

(Anything I want) 

I want my 

Blaam! Hot wings 

Blaam! Good weed 

Blaam! Big thangs 

(Everything I need) 

Now I am a king 

(You're the lucky one) 

I have everything 

Nothing's challenging 

Nothing makes me proud 

(You're the lucky one) 

I stand out in the crowd 

While others beg out loud 

I remember when 

(You're the lucky one) 

Money was so thin 

But dreams were all up in 

Looking at the lamp 

(You're the lucky one) 

Would I give it all back? 

Shit, fool, give me that 

I'll be like 

Blaam! Bitch slaps 

Blaam! Cheap wine 

Blaam! Dub H 

(Anything I want) 

I'll be like 

Blaam! Half pipe 

Blaam! Good weed 

Blaam! Moonlight 

(Everything I need) 

I'll be like 

Blaam! Free hoes 

Blaam! Nyquil 

Blaam! Faygo 

(Anything I want) 

I'll be like 

Blaam! Sharp axe 

Blaam! Good weed 

Blaam! Hot tracks 

(Everything I need) 

Blaam! 

The moral of the story is 

Blaam! 

Those who never had shit 

Blaam! 

And then get shit 

What? 

(Anything I want) 

Need to get shit 

Blaam! 

So if you got shit 

Blaam! 

Or you need shit 

Blaam! 

Get some shit 

Go, get your shit 

Fuck this shit 

(Everything I need) 

Where JD at?