Amazing Maze Lyrics - Psychopathics From Outer Space - Insane Clown Posse

Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun 

But those rides just aren't for everyone 

Bought my ticket I'ma have a run 

In the maze (WHOOOO!) 

If I don't come back or right away 

Give me time at least a half a day 

Don't just leave me lost and blown away 

In the maze (WHOOOO!) 

Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple 

And I'm Jimbo Jizm 

Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing maze 

Over 5000 ways to get in, and no way out 

Let's meet today's volunteer 

This is Rick 

We like to call him Rick the Dick 

Dickface here is a wealthy entrepeneur 

Who smacks his wife around 

And buys his way in and out of everything 

Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze 

[Violent J] 

What up bitch? I'm Violent J 

I'll be your guide for today, k? 

Good, got mad doors and mad floors 

Hallways, crawlways, walls for days 

Make a left just before you make a right 

And your left should be to your right 

If your lefts right, right? 

Good, begin the show 

Go on ahead boy and open up the first door 

Welcome to a theatrical thriller 

Meet Jack Doobie a serial killer 

With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbow 

You get it back if you make it out though 

Fuck ain't no use crying all day 

You need to take your bitch ass back down the hallway 

You gotta be a man at least you learned 

Everything you get in the maze you've earned 

Keep runnin times a tickin on the clock 

You might wanna tie that stump up with a sock 

Turn right it might look the same 

But you makin tracks through the room of thumbtacks 

This really ain't shit 

About a million tacks and the room spins a bit 

If you stay on your feet you'll be okay 

Oh let me get out of your way 

Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff 

That's right Jimbo 

He looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that 

You can always witness spectacles truly amazing 

Within the amazing maze 

Let's see where else Rick's adventures 

Will lead the little dickwipe 

Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your balls 

Pick 'em all out and head right back down the halls 

What's this? Dead end, doors locked 

It's a long way back, just knock 

Oh should've turned around no doubt 

Ain't nuthin that we got to sit and argue about 

Keep going make a left, right left 

Now run straight ahead some more 

Open up the door 

Slide in the sheets, nice breeze 

Relax ninja take it with ease 

The maze is a place of magic 

Many surprises, your dick rises 

Lay down expect the best 

In comes your lover with a hairy chest 

Hello sexy I'm grim love 

Let me have a look at your uhh milk dud 

Aww shit you fell for that 

I ain't gonna tell you got your hole ring tapped 

All that dissin of the opposite sex 

And look who just got they butthole flexed 

Wait! What's that? 

The walls are closing in, fuck dat 

Hurry run for your life 

Ohh he'll be alright 

How's that sit with you Jimbo? 

First he gets plugged with bullets 

Then he gets his butt plugged 

I think he's a fuckin idiot, Jeff 

I mean what kind of asshole 

Can't find his way out of this maze? 

You gotta be a real dickbuffer 

To wind up here in the first place 

Right you are Jimbo 

Let's watch the big dick fuck up some more 

Alrighty ain't no need to fear 

If there's a way out it's gotta be near 

Hey yo look a phone 

You still got one good arm so it's on 

Can you hear? Ahh tongue in your ear 

Drop it the phones got a life of it's own 

Kiss me man hey come on 

Slip down the slide go faster 

Bed of nails, disaster 

Quit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door 

Woods, trees you're outside 

Lots of places for creeps to hide 

Watch your step, AHHHH, backdraft 

Caught your foot and the ankles left 

Creepin off with your stump 

Feel something in the rump 

Holla's, yeah they gonna get you 

How does it feel bitch get the picture 

Back indoors hey at last 

Look at your family behind the glass 

They look weird, they're sayin something 

Listen up, you've fucked up, you've fucked up 

Oooh they're laughin and they're pointing at you 

At least you know what they're sayins true 

It's one last door you made it home, or 

Or what? Once again it's on 

Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun 

But those rides just aren't for everyone 

Bought my ticket I'ma have a run 

In the maze (WHOOOO!) 

If I don't come back or right away (Hey) 

Hey man cut that shit 

What the fuck man, happy friendly shit man 

Fuck dat 

It's supposed to be wicked in this bitch man 

Turn that shit off