Percy The Poet Lyrics - Singles - Ian Dury

Hello babies 

I'm sharper than splinter 

I'm meaner than Minter 

I'm cooler than winter 

And smarter than Pinter 

From coast to coast I'm the most verbose and my royal boast is I'm the ace 

When I rhyme on time I'm so sublime that your troubles will climb right out of your face 

Hypnotise your ears and eyes while your booty flies to outer space 

Percy the Poet, I know it 'cos I show it, I'm aglow when I bestow it - on the bass 

Stepping to the rhythm 

Dressed in baby blue 

Mr. Flash & Fancy 

Mr. You Know Who 

I'm Percy the Poet 

I'm Percy the Poet 

I'm Percy (yeah) the Poet 

Percy 

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If going to the library was as important as going to the lavatory 

Doing art would be just as natural as (thhhhhww) 

So speaks the Royal Noble Overlord of Amazing Phrasing 

Prince, Duke, Sir, King, Poet Laureate, Count Dracula of Spectacular Vernacular 

After you, my dears 

Stepping to the rhythm 

Dressed in baby blue 

Mr. Flash & Fancy 

Mr. You Know Who 

I'm Percy (yeah) the Poet 

I'm Percy the Poet 

I'm Percy the Poet 

I'm Percy the Poet 

Without a doubt I'm the King of Sprout so I jump about 'cos here I come 

Tout de suite my beat right up your street I will unseat your very bums 

As I speak of my technique for those who seek delirium 

Poetry Percy, it's a controversy, mercy, mercy, mercy, mercy, mercy 

Photos 

I'm Percy the Poet 

Alright, babies? 

He's Percy the Poet, he's Percy the Poet, he's Percy the Poet 

He's Percy the Poet, he's Percy the Poet, he's Percy the Poet