Mash It Up Harry Lyrics - Singles - Ian Dury

He's got his little Y-fronts and he's got his little vest 

He's got his little parting in his hair 

He's got his little trousers and he's got his little shoes 

And he wants a bit of Wembley up his you-know-where 

He's got his little jacket and he's got his little shirt 

He's got his little motif on his tie 

He's got his little raincoat and he's got his little hat 

And he wants a bit of Wembley up his I yi yi 

Don't call Harry a human potato 

Don't call Harry a spud 

Don't call Harry a walking King Edward 

Harry's made of flesh and blood 

He's got his little office and he's got his little chair 

He's got his little cactus in its pot 

He's got his little memos and he's got his little job 

And he wants a bit of Wembley up his you-know-what 

Related 

Can You Guess The Song By The Emojis? 

Linkin Park Honors Chester Bennington In The Emotional Video For 'One More Light' 

Watch Beck's Heroic New Music Video For 'Up All Night' 

He's got his little pension and he's got his little plan 

He's got his little policy in hand 

He's got his little lap-top and he's got his little pen 

And he wants a bit of Wembley up his Rio Grande 

Don't call Harry a human potato 

Don't fry Harry tonight 

Don't give Harry a chip on his shoulder 

Harry's doing alright 

Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry 

Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry 

Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry 

Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry 

He's got his little mortgage and he's got his little lounge 

He's got his little bit of England to defend 

He's got his little telly and he's got his little phone 

And he wants a bit of Wembley up his Ponder's End 

Photos 

He's got his little garden and he's got his little shed 

He's got his little mower on the grass 

He's got his little garage and he's got his little car 

And he wants a bit of Wembley up his Khyber Pass 

Don't call Harry a human potato 

Don't roast him on a spike 

I think Harry's a real golden wonder 

Let Harry be the Spud-U-Like 

Don't call Harry a human potato 

Don't call Harry a spud 

Don't call Harry a walking King Edward 

Harry's made of flesh and blood 

Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry 

Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry 

Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry 

Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry 

We're on our way to Wembley; we're on the Wembley Way 

We're on our way to Wembley